Eric,Andrea & Paneer Mutter Masala

So u Indians like spicy dishes huh?Eric was almost weeping when he asked this.His eyes were filed with tears,his nose turned red.If you r not comfortable with spicy dishes,y did u order it?? i asked.

"Cuz the name sounded orgasmic" i was shocked when Andrea ,Erics gal fren answered...i looked at the menu "Paneer Mutter Masala".but for me the name sounded like an old auto rickshaw starting voice"....Her face had turned red,she was wiping her tears with her left hand.

So dude u work in bank?? Eric asked.Yep i answered
Good man ,its cool..but u know man banking in our country, it got screwed up man,it really got screwed up,Eric was weeping,i wondered. are dEs tears cuz of Paneer Mutter Masala or cuz of the US banking sector.

I know Eric,"Sub prime Mortgage Crisis".i answered humbly..Eric was surprised,See Andy See,HE IS GOOD,HE IS TOO GOOD,he shouted.People at Bharath restaurant stared at me as they thought i was trying to steal A foreigners purse.

No wonder man,no wonder u r a banker at this age,no wonder..Eric cried.
No wonder your banking is screwed up,i said to myself,Cuz u ppl r so bad at analyzing people,i crash landed in bank,n u r saying i deserve this.No Wonder u ppl cudnt recognize ur future loan defaulters.I dint say this to him,i sed this to myself.

But recession really hit below d belt ryt? u know India is only country which could face it properly,we dint get much affected.Its just because of our strict financial policies Eric,now i have all d rights to lecture Eric and Andrea.

"""Screw it man..SCREW IT. it aint abt any f****ng policies, u knw wat actualy happened in US??Eric gulped a glass of hot water.U knw wt happened there.
Some"""" M*$*#* f****ing Bast***s""" took sum bucks from the bank and din pay it back,,they cheated the jackass bank officers by showing some f****ng fake papers.The jack ass idiots who sAt behind the desk,couldn't evaluate the actual value of the land.n they gave money to those Bas****s and couldn't get in back and
WE ALL GOT F****D IN THE A##.""

I COULDN'T MOVE OR TALK

What an awesome explanation about the US sup-rime mortgage crisis which demolished the world economy.

I asked in my mind

WHERE WERE YOU ERIC?? WHERE WERE YOU WEN I CHEWED ECONOMIC TIMES,FORBES,INDIA TODAY ETC IN KJC LIBRARY TO UNDERSTAND THE REASON BEHIND RECESSION.

WHERE WERE U WHEN I SAT CLUELESS AMIDST THE FINANCIAL EXPERTS WHO BLABBERED A LOT ABOUT THE MORTGAGE CRISIS IN MY COLLEGE

WHERE WERE U WHEN I YAWNED IN THE SEMINAR HALL OF KRISTU JAYANTI COLLEGE DURING THE MBA BRAINSTORMING SESSIONS ABOUT THE EFEFCT OF RECESSION IN THE WORLD ECONOMY

"ERIC YOU HAD TO FLY ACROSS OCEANS WITH YOUR 5ft 10 inch GIRL FRIEND TO ENLIGHTEN ME"

THE MOMENT YOU DECIDED TO HAVE BUTTER NAAN AND PANEER MUTTER MASLA AND FILTER COFFEE FROM THRISSUR BHARATH RESTAURANT,,THAT MOMENT WILL ALWAYS REMAIN SPECIAL IN MY LIFE....